a spoonful of random...

Will work for tuition...

written at 4:42 p.m. on 08.21.06

Applying for loans without a co-signer and without two years of credit history is like hoping to find the winning candy wrapper that gets you the free car.

"Please wait while we review your loan application... HA, while you were reading that, we denied your pleas for assistance, you penniless whore!"

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