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how to achieve a little bit of awesomeness, part one

written at 9:07 p.m. on 06.29.05

Arg. Let's try this entry one more time..

Follow these simple steps to achieve some awesomeness today...

  1. Find yourself a mother-figure. She doesn't have to be related to you, just willing to do stuff for you.
  2. Ask said mother to pick up a canteloupe and some vanilla ice cream at the grocery store.
  3. After she has completed this task for you, put her to work cutting up the canteloupe into quarters and then placing those ready-to-go chunks of goodness in the refridgerator.
  4. When you're feeling like a snack, grab yourself a chunk of canteloupe, plop it in a bowl, and scoop some vanilla ice cream on top.
  5. Eat it, you moron.

Yeah, so.. not much else to say. TV producers are biased against people who are awake between the hours of 10pm and 10am. I hate informercials, I don't care about the news, and I'm not interested in watching an hour-long preview for Girls Gone Wild. Thanks, but no thanks.

That's about it for today. Now go be awesome.

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