how to achieve a little bit of awesomeness, part one
written at 9:07 p.m. on 06.29.05
Arg. Let's try this entry one more time..
Follow these simple steps to achieve some awesomeness today...
- Find yourself a mother-figure. She doesn't have to be related to you, just willing to do stuff for you.
- Ask said mother to pick up a canteloupe and some vanilla ice cream at the grocery store.
- After she has completed this task for you, put her to work cutting up the canteloupe into quarters and then placing those ready-to-go chunks of goodness in the refridgerator.
- When you're feeling like a snack, grab yourself a chunk of canteloupe, plop it in a bowl, and scoop some vanilla ice cream on top.
- Eat it, you moron.
Yeah, so.. not much else to say. TV producers are biased against people who are awake between the hours of 10pm and 10am. I hate informercials, I don't care about the news, and I'm not interested in watching an hour-long preview for Girls Gone Wild. Thanks, but no thanks.
That's about it for today. Now go be awesome.
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