a spoonful of random...

i'm not interesting enough, so read other people's thoughts

written at 9:32 p.m. on 08.05.02
these are my favorite quotes from coolquotescollection.com. another good quotes site is coolquotes.com. i don't know, i'm just into fun quotes...

Smile if your not wearing underwear-bumper sticker

And I gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kind of man I am this week.-Homer Simpson

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.

- Advising the President.

- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.-David Letterman

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?-Stupidest question of the month (stupidquest.com)

The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.-Mikael Pawlo

All racists who are prepared to die for their contry, please do that now.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.-Dolph Sharp

It is not possible to ski thru a revolving door.

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

A witty saying proves nothing.-Voltaire

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.

"Time's fun when you're having flies."-Kermit the Frog (ok that was dumb but i needed one more cuz i felt like it)

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!! and i found my friends and ditched the not cool person(s) who aren't my friends. so i'm all happy. so, long reign queen alliseen, from her humble serf, racherf. :)

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