i'm not interesting enough, so read other people's thoughts
written at 9:32 p.m. on 08.05.02
these are my favorite quotes from coolquotescollection.com. another good quotes site is coolquotes.com. i don't know, i'm just into fun quotes...Smile if your not wearing underwear-bumper sticker And I gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kind of man I am this week.-Homer Simpson Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? - Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. - Advising the President. - Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.-David Letterman Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?-Stupidest question of the month (stupidquest.com) The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money.-Mikael Pawlo All racists who are prepared to die for their contry, please do that now. A penny saved is ridiculous. It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.-Dolph Sharp It is not possible to ski thru a revolving door. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. A witty saying proves nothing.-Voltaire I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am. Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower. "Time's fun when you're having flies."-Kermit the Frog (ok that was dumb but i needed one more cuz i felt like it) THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!! and i found my friends and ditched the not cool person(s) who aren't my friends. so i'm all happy. so, long reign queen alliseen, from her humble serf, racherf. :)
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