my manly voice, beer commercials, and the ultimate homework excuse
written at 7:45 p.m. on 07.30.02
hey all! i am glad to say i'm recovering from my cold, not that u cared, but i'm pretending u do. well, i'm not quite recovered, but all that's left of this deadly disease is a cough ::hack hack:: and a manly sounding voice that will hopefully go away soon before people start thinking weird things about me.wow, beer commercials on the radio make me sad. think how many there are compared to other kinds of commercials. the only good thing is that they take up space that would otherwise be used by cheap car commercials, u know, the ones that have cheezy jingle that u'll still remember when ur fifty years old. ::shiver:: that's a skary thought, huh? singing the goldfish jingle when ur in ur antique bathtub in ur victorian house that was featured on bob villa's home again. hmm, well that's enough of one tangent. here's another poem by the same guy, but this one is the ultimate excuse if u don't have ur homework. i'm gonna print it and put it in my locker. maybe i'll laminate it, like a hall pass, but a homework pass... A REMARKABLE ADVENTURE-Jack Prelutsky I was at my bedroom table with a notebook open wide, when a giant anaconda started winding up my side, I was filled with apprehension and retreated down the stairs, to be greeted at the bottom by a dozen grizzly bears. ** We tumultuously tussled till I managed to get free, then I saw, with trepidation, there were tigers after me, I could feel them growing closer, I was quivering with fear, then I blundered into quicksand and began to disappear. ** I was rescued by an eagle that descended from the skies to embrace me with its talons, to my terror and surprise, but that raptor lost its purchase when a blizzard made me sneeze, and it dropped me in a thicket where I battered both my knees. ** I was suddenly surrounded by a troop of savage trolls, who maliciously informed me they would toast me over coals, I was lucky to elude them when they briefly looked away-- that's the reason why my homework isn't here with me today. the end-tiggersnail
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